🔐 Know Your Customer

[Luna]

KYC, You and Me

Wanna play? Then here’s the deal—
We need your name and stuff that’s real.
Like where you live and when you’re born,
Not made-up facts or unicorns.

We might ask for ID pics,
No shady tricks or Photoshop tricks.
If you fib or dodge our checks,
We’ll freeze your funds and call it wrecked.

So tell the truth, don’t fake your age,
Or we might rage and disengage.
It’s not just us, the law’s involved—
KYC helps crime get solved!